Entries from September 2009

Thanking my lucky stars….

September 30, 2009

i know most of us wish we were gorgeous 18 year old Sport’s Illustrated swimsuit models, but I for one am thanking my lucky stars (and lucky charms) that I was/am not. Case in point, eighteen year old Israeli supermodel Esti Ginzburg:

09_esti-ginzburg_08-1If i looked like this when i was a senior in High School, there’d be no doubt i’d be on my 16th pregnancy, and i’d have herpes coming out of my ears. At her age my emotional I.Q. was equal to that candelabra she’s holding. I wouldn’t have had the self-esteem and poise to handle all the lecherous creepers I’m sure are writhing onto her path. Let’s hope she has amazing parents (like i did) who are protecting her, and giving her the street smarts that will keep her virtuous and virus free.

So, no i’m not going to resent you Miss Ginzburg. Rather, i’m going to be grateful not hateful, (oh, this is so new and exciting?) and i’m going to thank you for making me remember my bushy brows, my chub rub and hormonal acne with a loving kindness i’ve yet explored. Namaste’.

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Sorry if you don’t hear from me in the coming weeks……

September 29, 2009

victoriasecretfashionshowbut apparently Vicky is looking for some fresh faces and bod’s.  That cow, Heidi Klum, gets knocked up as often as the sun sets so I’m sure, behind my back,  my contract’s being negotiated as i write this.

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Eerie Etsy

September 29, 2009

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i wish i was Martha-y enough to jack-o-lantern my house during October, but I’m definitely craft challenged. I drive near a Michaels and I start spiking a fever. But that’s not to say I don’t like to be seasonal. Alas, the closest I usually to get spooking up the homestead is painting my fingers and toes a nice shade of “lincoln park after dark,” and lurking around room to room pretending i’m a werewolf. This year i may have a chance though with these inexpensive, not so cheesy , Etsy offerings……although the dogs do like it when mommy plays monster.

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