Goodnite Irene

Entries from September 30th, 2009

Thanking my lucky stars….

September 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

i know most of us wish we were gorgeous 18 year old Sport’s Illustrated swimsuit models, but I for one am thanking my lucky stars (and lucky charms) that I was/am not. Case in point, eighteen year old Israeli supermodel Esti Ginzburg: If i looked like this when i was a senior in High School, [...]

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Sorry if you don’t hear from me in the coming weeks……

September 29th, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

but apparently Vicky is looking for some fresh faces and bod’s.  That cow, Heidi Klum, gets knocked up as often as the sun sets so I’m sure, behind my back,  my contract’s being negotiated as i write this. share on

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Eerie Etsy

September 29th, 2009 · No Comments · Esty, Halloween

i wish i was Martha-y enough to jack-o-lantern my house during October, but I’m definitely craft challenged. I drive near a Michaels and I start spiking a fever. But that’s not to say I don’t like to be seasonal. Alas, the closest I usually to get spooking up the homestead is painting my fingers and [...]

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decisions, decisions….

September 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Facts of Life, Ralph Lauren, Tom Munro, Vogue

Next weekend I’m hijacking my girlfriend’s bacherlorette weekend with her sister-in-law to Jackson Hole. Now, I’ve never been one to wear mis-matched socks, but my friend Amanda oozes style. She rocks an Hermes cuff with her snap-legged yoga pants like nobody’s business. When we hang she’s Blair Warner to my Natalie Green. Except Nat and [...]

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Just a little piece of advice for the weekend…….

September 25th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Yes, boys she may look like an angel in that flattering 3-Thirty-Three lighting, but she still may not be “clean.” Where ever you are carousing this weekend, boys and girls, make it safe and sanitary. Love, Irene. share on

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Does anyone have a paper bag i can borrow?

September 24th, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

because no amount of concealer can help me with the hormonal havoc happening to my face this week!!!! share on

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HAPPY FALL!!!!

September 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Brothers & Sisters, Chanel, Jo Malone

Happy Vernal Equinox to You! Happy Vernal Equinox to You!! My sundresses and white, linen pants are packed away, Happy Vernal Equinox to You!!!! Here’s to Pumpkin Spice Muffins,  Samsara Perfume, Brothers & Sisters, cardigan sweaters, porch lights before 6pm, pomegranate and patchouli candles, and toe nails in Chanel Black Satin. In homage to falling [...]

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simple math really……

September 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Chanel, HH, Karl Lagerfeld, Lily Allen

THIS: EQUALS: I mean, REALLY boys, how hard is it to change the roll?!?!! It’s become such a problem I’ve made a deal with HH that the next time he leaves me cardboard in the loo, I get to buy myself a present courtesy of his hard earned money.  Because the man IS brilliant, he [...]

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me so pretty!!!!!

September 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Uncategorized

do you like it??!???!?! can you feel my eyelashes batting at you?!?! welcome to my beautiful blog banner (shoulders bashfully shaking side to side in hopeful anticipation of  your praise.) Elisabeth of Salt Life designed this fantastic blog banner just for ME!?!?!??!? What a talent! I’ve admired her designs on Annechovie and My Favorite and My [...]

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un bain chaud agréable

September 21st, 2009 · 4 Comments · Ahava, Belle Fleur, Deep Steep, Jo Malone, Lululemon, Newport Beach, Orange County, Seda France

Amongst my friends it is well known that I spend most of my free time in my giant, crockpot of a bathtub. I LOVE taking baths. Due to my profession I’m constantly having to rinse off, and re-emerge powder fresh for my next client or class. Bathing is really part of  my job stability when [...]

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