an evening of hobnob and passed baby burgers makes katie a stiff girl.

bravotv film crews galore.

chatter of blowouts, spray-tans, and lash extensions-

i haven’t washed my hair since tuesday, my eyebrows act as peppery lid shadow.

no, i’m not the newest housewife….have you seen my aaaa cup, 12 year old boy breasts?