two fridays ago i thought i was home free: my classes were taught, my clients were whipped tight and firm for the  weekend’s scantily clad endeavors, the beast was shiny clean. the first afternoon off in months, and just as i pulled polly into her cool,...
i have a commercial audition today. they’re calling for an upscale, asian professional girl. okay? well, i’m sure my competition {let’s not kid ourselves that’s what they are} will show up in smiles, skirts, kitten heels, hips matchstick slim;...
twin sister!  paging my twin sister! come out, come out wherever you are! alas billy goats, i don’t really have a genetic duplicate…. can you imagine the world cheese shortage? although i love the maggie q suggestions… {well maybe not...
so give or take two weeks ago i became the proud owner of a twitch. lower, right eyelid, 1 second intervals. 24 hours a day. i felt the moment she {again like my cat i sense my twitch is a lass} commandeered my orbital socket. a stressful telephone conversation; one...
so yesterday’s infomercial turned out to be a bucket of silly. i’m not supposed to name the company specifically…but if you were following my tweets….beans were spilled. not really my kind of workout, there were only two of us hired talent {and...
so i’m shooting an infomercial today. the details are vague to say the least. i was told it’s “fitness” related. the audition consisted of a mere photograph taken of my person and face. let’s speculate what’s in store. cowboy is...
