twin sister!  paging my twin sister! come out, come out wherever you are! alas billy goats, i don’t really have a genetic duplicate…. can you imagine the world cheese shortage? although i love the maggie q suggestions… {well maybe not...
weekend happy

weekend happy

hello i love you won’t you tell me your name? what’s in your pocket for the weekend lollipops? tonight, i plan on losing my voice with mumford and son’s. tomorrow, more shouting {microphone assisted} with my gangsta’s looking to sweat and...
no room for cream please.

no room for cream please.

it’s my belief that some of the most interesting people in my life are those that serve me my coffee. of late, my tea. jefferey a born-again, post-pubescent, recently out of the closet starbucks manager, who fiercely insists my skirts are too too long and my...
it’s not me, it’s you.

it’s not me, it’s you.

here we are, face to face, couple of silver spoons. me and coffee cup. it’s that time again. my annual break-up. as with every tenuous, co-dependent, abusive relationship, one party eventually reaches their threshold with the highs and lows, ups and downs,...
bitch twitch

bitch twitch

so give or take two weeks ago i became the proud owner of a twitch. lower, right eyelid, 1 second intervals. 24 hours a day. i felt the moment she {again like my cat i sense my twitch is a lass} commandeered my orbital socket. a stressful telephone conversation; one...