As if i didn’t hate myself enough? Just when i had tucked and squeezed my half-japanese quads into your “skinny jeans” (mind you with the help of K-Y and a shoe horn) you have to throw toothpick jeans at me?!!??! Apparently it’s the...
I’ll be wearing my white pants, white flowy linen shirt, white flippers, and If fragrance until the clock strokes midnight. Adieu hyacinth candles, baths with the windows wide open, hot, sticky nights with the ceiling fans as our soundtrack, out of the saddle beach...
