December 23, 2009

on hands and knees i’ve remained for the last twenty-four hours. as of press time i’ve thrown up 31 times.

water, perrier, 7-up, orange crush, orange juice, root beer; nothing is taming this bug. i wish i could actually enjoy this trip down carbonation lane.

if anyone has any holiday weight they need to lose, feel free to come make out with me. i’ll only charge you a bottle of pepto bismo.

that’s all for now. off to hang with my new friend mr. kohler.

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  • I'm so sorry to hear you're not feeling well! You got the Princess Flu now!!!! Try the Brat Diet…Bananas, rice, applesauce and toast for an upset tummy….or just some crackers. I hope you feel better in time to enjoy all of that rich holiday food! Merry Christmas!!!

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