mop chop

mop chop

taming the bonsai plant that has become my head of hair. color blocking so popular this spring. thinking of translating that fun into my tresses. Similar posts:spring stormsky bullyweekend happyhappy...
and so on

and so on

yesterday was a definite case of the mondays. more like a baker’s dozen. i tucked, i squeezed. i rpm’d my quads afire; only to find myself in the same spot at the start of my playlist. at the market, i stood behind a real life orange county t.v. housewife....
my magic formula

my magic formula

today i have a 10am call time. regrettably, last night’s sleep count clocked in at a dismal 4 hours. lucky for me there is a solution to the done in mess that is my face…..   hair makeup   and fairy dust.     image for source  ...
aye aye matey

aye aye matey

so here’s the story of my missing tooth: two hours into our drive up north i bit into a very soft, unsuspecting granola bar. out came my front veneer!?!? {childhood bout with spinal meningitis= crazy high fever=white spots on my teeth=false fangs} let’s...
posting a post it

posting a post it

katie! get an effing manicure. your nails look like shit. signed, self Similar posts:mayday! mayday!summer hours SALEsmile! flash!summer...
up a size…or two…

up a size…or two…

blech. someone had herself one too many mr. goodbar’s this weekend. my triple xxl robe from men’s: husky and high even feels snug this morning. HD friendly i am not. rather, stick an apple in my mouth and fire-pit me up luau style. i can’t go on...