what is it that they say about best-laid plans? i had a grand scheme for these nine-plus months of uterine hospitality: ~visions of my water breaking at the 41st week, in the gym shower, post record-breaking calorie expenditure in my spin and pilates classes....
 happy-hot-pink-feathers-in-your-ears friday to you m’loves! priscilla just got back from her petsmart spa day where we, bi-monthly, walk her in looking like the sticky, dirty floor of a movie theater, and strut her out looking like the proper, high-class...
friday two-fists in the air to you m’loves! i sprung out of bed, landing toe-ball-heel, raring to dance the hippy-shake. who else is with me? this week marked me officially as a certifiable certifed dailey method instructor. i love my new home, my boss, my...
 in the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. ~Margaret Atwood so if i haven’t said it before i’ll repeat it again: i LOVE springtime. it’s my favorite time of year. i’m such a sucker for renewal, rebirth,...
i’m back! albeit with a case of vertigo—which is friggin bonkers?!?! who else has had this disco party in their head? every time i stand up i am compelled to shriek: “i’m on a boat!!!”—-hunkiest says it wasn’t funny the first...
it appears that my body, my doctor, and i, all have clashing opinions when it comes to the definition of “bed rest.” MY understanding of bed rest was that i just wasn’t allowed to teach. sometimes when i teach i can get a bit…unbounded?...