2:30 alarm today. has anyone read the healthcare bill? say anything about a national naptime referendum? all in favor say “aye”. a giant thank you to meghan, shannon and deborah for their meth face advice. deborah, the last 10 checkups have included a...
full disclosure: this is not a review. i don’t eat bacon. anymore. (pause for moment of silence as i commemorate days of crispy salty, sweet love. love that made all things bad and scary..disappear, for 12 seconds as i chewed and swallowed). i’m not one of...
resolution time. i detest these silly things. i detest uncomfortable shoes. yet i still wear them. i am resolute to make the following things happen this year: you dears? what are you resolute to change? i hope nothing because i adore you all exactly the way you are....
uh knt buluv owwww fikung gooooooot sih missu mayzz zzz krincha sih!??!?!?!?!??!?!? mmmm hmmmmm (swallow) pardon me????????? what i was saying, mouth full of rich, tasty goodness, was i can’t believe how fucking good this mrs. may’s holiday crunch...
isn’t going to cover up the hot mess creeping and crawling around my kisser. I must be camera ready tomorrow, and it’s more like ready for my possession of crystal meth mugshot. Those fourteen pounds I was supposed to lose over the weekend actually...
