twin sister!  paging my twin sister! come out, come out wherever you are! alas billy goats, i don’t really have a genetic duplicate…. can you imagine the world cheese shortage? although i love the maggie q suggestions… {well maybe not...
you’ll poke yer EYE out!

you’ll poke yer EYE out!

twitchy is now going six weeks strong. botox is out. a paralysis of the 24hr palpitate can’t be guaranteed, and the risks of an imbalance in the face are high. my chemical asymmetry and emotional incongruity are the rice and beans to my family of origin...
no room for cream please.

no room for cream please.

it’s my belief that some of the most interesting people in my life are those that serve me my coffee. of late, my tea. jefferey a born-again, post-pubescent, recently out of the closet starbucks manager, who fiercely insists my skirts are too too long and my...
bitch twitch

bitch twitch

so give or take two weeks ago i became the proud owner of a twitch. lower, right eyelid, 1 second intervals. 24 hours a day. i felt the moment she {again like my cat i sense my twitch is a lass} commandeered my orbital socket. a stressful telephone conversation; one...
scat

scat

for the last week i’ve been the proud owner of a cat. mint grey in color, pillow fluffy in make. she won’t tell me her name, but without invading her person i sense she’s a she. you know that sense? you feel it when you choose your first summer...
weekend happy

weekend happy

wishing you a weekend filled with spring’s finest pomp. eggs sunnyside. a back country road. the breath of a puppy. a bath of  sweat pea-scented bubble. and sandy toes. capping the night off with laughs in the belly, impromptu jitterbugs in the kitchen, and a...