Well now i know why other pilates/yoga instructors dim the lights when they teach. Last night I subbed a class where The Royal Teens finally have their answer to “Who Wears Short Shorts.”  Two seconds into a single straight leg stretch, and I was transported into a 1970’s porn.

pubhairGentlemen. Ladies. Clippers? Razors?  Nair?  Wax on, Wax off? I don’t care just something. Please remember there are others to consider when you decide not to practice good housekeeping.


Eyes still bleeding