i have a commercial audition today. they’re calling for an upscale, asian professional girl. okay? well, i’m sure my competition {let’s not kid ourselves that’s what they are} will show up in smiles, skirts, kitten heels, hips matchstick slim;...
dears, tell me what’s on your weekend playlist? sweeten my ears with plans of frolic and trick. i’m neck and neck with the beavers and bees in a match of busy. polly the prius and i are now having a threesome; it’s with the 405 freeway. come sunday...
