goodbye 2011. can i get you a cab? this year can’t end fast enough for me. it was a top five suck, i must say. i try not to be that girl who bares each & every single maudlin bullet point of a bad situation….so much has been lifted from la blog. but we prolly all [...]
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year in review…..
December 30th, 2011 · 8 Comments · Acting, beasts, Beauty, Bloggers, Books, Diet, Dogs, Family, fashion, fitness, Food, friends, health, HH, Marriage, Newport Beach, Orange County, pretty photos, ramblings, southern california life, tamara my camara, Travel, yoga, yoga
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sake-mamma
November 10th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Acting, Food, UCLA
moshi, moshi today i have an audition for “ASIAN, sushi hostess”. and just as it’s written above, ASIAN is clearly underlined, tagged and delineated in the casting notes; which is so crucial and material, because otherwise i’d definitely be working the whole “east-german” sushi hostess role. you know? the trend that seems to be sweeping the nation? i mean [...]
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action
September 23rd, 2011 · 2 Comments · Acting, Beauty, tamara my camara, yoga
yesterday, i bluffed shot my commercial. location: malibu. lighting: otherworldly. makeup: concealing. freckles, eyebrow burns & melasma begone.* my co-stars, the koi. sundown, hair-down. an entire can of hairspray for the “yoga instructor”. me! it’s a wrap! my end of the day bubbly. *not my photo.
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she’s got bette davis ????
September 19th, 2011 · 10 Comments · Acting, Beauty, HH, pretty photos, tamara my camara
how should i preface this? i’m a lazy girl. i’m a vain girl. i’m a lazy, vain girl. but i’m also, dare i say….. cheap? let me explain. it’s not my nature to fork over my hard-earned cash for someone to wash my feet and hands every week, when i can paint my toes for [...]
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you’re hired
September 15th, 2011 · 14 Comments · Acting, yoga
much to my surprise, and to ganesha, the hindu yoga god of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles, i was cast as yoga instructor girl in an upcoming commercial. unfortunately, i can’t get into specifics regarding the project…all very hush-hush. i’m sure this secrecy is merely a test to see if i can pull off clandestine, espionage [...]
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downward katie
September 8th, 2011 · 6 Comments · Acting, Pilates, yoga
today i have an audition for yoga-girl…or rather yoga~instructor~girl. should be a no-brainer. i’m a girl {woman? lady? broad? gal?} i am an instructor:….pilates, spin, barre, some yoga, very little yoga actually, but i do take yoga. sort of. let me explain. yoga is my thai food. i LOVE thai food. can’t get enough of [...]
and scene..take II…
August 19th, 2011 · 8 Comments · Acting
i promise not to make this blog into auditiongirl.com, but some things just need to be committed to paper post. yesterday’s grocery-store mom audition was yet another episode in the twilight zone of the hollywood shuffle. by now, i have accepted the fact that any part i’m up for has the adjunct “ethnic” specification written in the [...]
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and scene…
August 18th, 2011 · 5 Comments · Acting, beasts
last week’s adventures in groveling actress-land involved a last-minute {aren’t they all} audition for a fancy-nancy german car. the role called for a woman in her thirties: ✓ casual style: ✓ ethnic: {pfft, whatever?} ✓ 5’6”-5’9”: ✓ and a cute personality:…..it’s called acting. with a face full of makeup, i lurched up the 405 freeway, my beast [...]
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scenes from an audition
August 10th, 2011 · 5 Comments · Acting, ramblings
two fridays ago i thought i was home free: my classes were taught, my clients were whipped tight and firm for the weekend’s scantily clad endeavors, the beast was shiny clean. the first afternoon off in months, and just as i pulled polly into her cool, ensconcing garage my phone started blowing up like an illegal, [...]
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and scene…..
June 15th, 2011 · 4 Comments · Acting, fashion
i have a commercial audition today. they’re calling for an upscale, asian professional girl. okay? well, i’m sure my competition {let’s not kid ourselves that’s what they are} will show up in smiles, skirts, kitten heels, hips matchstick slim; pretty and polite. i could go my normal route: a witty {in my version}, freckle-faced, overly [...]
