is that sun i see??
it must be a hallucination.
or all the lsd i had for breakfast.
i’m off to get any snippet i can.
my vitamin d deficiency should soon make me eligible for all local rickets and scurvy studies.
i am working on a MAJOR faux tan this week.
i have to be poolside this weekend, and don’t want to scare the cabana boys with my sowhiteit’sblue skin.
any favorite self-tanners?