what’s that?

is that sun i see??

it must be a hallucination.

or all the lsd i had for breakfast.

i’m off to get any snippet i can.

my vitamin d deficiency should soon make me eligible for all local rickets and scurvy studies.

i am working on a MAJOR faux tan this week.

i have to be poolside this weekend, and don’t want to scare the cabana boys with my sowhiteit’sblue skin.

any favorite self-tanners?