i am highly suspect that foul play took place last night, involving my kale-cucumber brew, from mother’s market juicebar.
sapped out and rehearsing my bedtime nursery rhymes, i was so outta gas, in both brain and body, unwrapping the disposable straw turned into my everest.
now i’ve never “done” {?} cocaine, but 5 sucks up that straw, and no sooner was lindsey lohan riding shotgun, ready to crash cars and jewelry heist……with our moms.Â
at least that’s the more glamorous version of: I DIDN’T F@#%&G SLEEP last night!!!!
what was in that juice?
so here’s my dilemma {does anyone else ever want to put an “n” in the word “dilemma?}: today i have a photo shoot, and i really do look like i’ve been on an all-night lilo bender. my dark circles could pass for eye black, the grease professional athletes smear under their eyes to block sun reflection. i’m just reflecting cranky.
i really need a nap today. just a little shut eye to make me look human again; quarter human.
but….
my hair is so filthy it basically can walk around on its own, register a domain, and start its own blog: “talk dirty to me.“
so what do i do? wash the hair? or take a nap?
judges ruling?
Take a nap. Dry shampoo. Problem solved.
I didn't sleep either!!!! Since I sit under fluorescent lights all day my skin will still look bad and my bags will be highlighted, my grey roots will glow. Sweat, shower and wash that hair…..sleep tonight.
Nap!!
Nap! The shoot people can figure out what to do with your hair, haha.
Nap of course! your hair is beuatiful clean or not( also thank GOD for dry shampoo!!) just saying…