i have been in a constant state of giggles for the last 2 days. i had no idea how much conversation safe word would spark. along with the comments, friends and family have been, emailing, texting, calling, and face-booking with their ick words; so many of them which i say on a daily basis. it’s baffling what words drive y’all to drink.

here’s a partial list of some of them:

fruitcake

doily

rally {as in to get up and go}

party {as a verb}

pork

soften

caramel {but only when pronounced “care-ah-mel”}

authentic {used as a describing someone}

pop-up store

freckles

mozzarella {but only when giada de laurentiis utters it; my friend this as ammunition to NOT learn how to cook}

jiggle

clog

encrusted

dollop

panties {especially when said by a man}

enjoy {when food is served}

golden

mastication

donzo

chill-alxin

ointment

oriental

scaly

now these aren’t technically words, but there were big problems with the sayings: “it is what it is,” and: “bring it in for the real thing,” which apparently means “give me a hug”.

then there were the more bodily ick words:

phlegm, pus, mucous, secretions, john boehner, and of course: vagina.

on that note, weekend happy to you m’loves. wishing you an ick free 48 hours.

see you on the other side of sunday.