the metal folding chairs at the starbucks on gower and sunset blvd provide a surprisingly comfy structure for napping. tell me to use their restroom though, and i’d have to give you my kidney instead. yesterday i had to drive to l.a. twice. i saw a man lose his...
yesterday, i booked a job on an upcoming court show. fueled by the euphoric fumes of a successful audition i cartwheeled my way into acting class; only to hiroshima the shit out of my drunk driving monologue. what was supposed to be a moving, heartfelt plea against...
today i will wrangle the lady out of me. i’ve had seconds of sleep, and resemble more a snarling, snapping yellow-bellied sea snake. back off bitchiness, withdraw your surly sword. no amount of busy or exhaustion exempts me from kindness and manners. Similar...
