thanksgiving: ✔ christmas: ✔ new years? come to mama boys; let’s get this show on the road. i’ve been in the fast lane to 2013 since june, practically indifferent to various turnpikes and exits promising adventure and hoopla. my music is loud and the beat...
happy christmas eve to you my darlings! are the stockings stuffed? is the tinsel hung? did you remember the milk for santa’s cookies? hunkiest and i have been doing our best to get in the holiday spirit. our santa in residence has turned the house into a...
i made it. i’m here. my vienna sausages, 12 packs of ensure {strawberry milkshake flavored} and solar operated radios/flashlights/toilets/tents/clarisonics-because it’s important to have clear pores during the apocolypse, all went to waste. at 3:12am,...
