It’s Halloween time my friends. I know that because I’m on my third bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I have always hated this holiday. I hate dressing up. I hate dress up parties. It’s always a competition among women my age as to who can find a “costume” that allows them to whore out the most. I’ve seen it all and it’s so tired: naughty nurse, little school girl, french maid, cheerleader, catwoman, Eve, and my personal favorite: officer kinky .

Officer Kinky

Officer Kinky

I’ve scoured the internet. The following are very popular this year or just simply make me happy:

Mr. Hung Like A Horse

Mr. Hung Like A Horse

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Kimber from Nip & Tuck

Kimber from Nip/ Tuck

Rub My Genie

Rub My Genie

Scary Witch

Scary Witch

Love Boat's Julie & Isaac
Love Boat’s Julie & Isaac
Miss WineHouse

Miss WineHouse

Ipod Amy

Ipod Amy

Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin

Octo Mom

Octo Mom

*images courtesy of costume idea zone, healthy and active, scrapetv.com & brooklyvegan.com