or rather, “moo” ? either way, “happy halloween” m’loves.
Entries Tagged as 'Halloween'
weekend spooky
October 28th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Halloween, Happy Weekend, Newport Beach, Orange County, southern california life
halloween’s a stirring. our hood is alive with the spook: pumpkins guard the stoops, skeletons sway on second stories, and the smell of fog machines, misting out their gloomy soup, permeate the air as the final dress rehearsals are run on houses haunted. we do love our hallow’s eve. the streets are crammed with costumed [...]
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insane in the brain
October 27th, 2011 · 8 Comments · beasts, Food, Halloween, music, yoga, yoga
here are some random bubbles, fizzing up and around my already fermented brain: last night in yoga training we learned an adjustment which involved clutching the fleshy part of a student’s inner thigh, and then giving them sweet nirvana with a deep, hip stretch. the kind of stretch where not just tension and tightness are [...]
up a size…or two…
November 1st, 2010 · 6 Comments · Acting, Beauty, Halloween
blech. someone had herself one too many mr. goodbar’s this weekend. my triple xxl robe from men’s: husky and high even feels snug this morning. HD friendly i am not. rather, stick an apple in my mouth and fire-pit me up luau style. i can’t go on another day feeling like such a slug. plus, [...]
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ghoulish girl
October 27th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Halloween
i am a ghoulish girl. ghastly whims {on occasion} bob about my brain; jiffy popping rascality into my good girl elbows and knees. these airless explosions of mischief make merry with my inner dickens, rousing her to join team naughty with quick-fix thrills and big, bad, bold revenge plots. {luckily i’m also a happy girl…i [...]
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I Succumbed!!
November 16th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Christmas, Halloween, HH, Home, Marriage, Mom
well, if HH doesn’t want me putting up a bubble gum pink, Christmas tree (again,) he should be a little more courteous whilst primping for his Sunday 6am tee time. as he channeled his inner John Daly, whacking the silly white ball through the dragon’s mouth, the early awakened beasts and i begrudgingly made the most of [...]
Mostly Treats
November 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Halloween, Home, Recipe
Can’t we have Halloween on Saturday night every year??!?!?! My black cat costume attempt wasn’t very ambitious I know. As the night wore on, and my makeup wore off, I resembled more just an OC dumbass too stupid to put her makeup on properly. Most neighbors assumed I just didn’t dress up again. I always [...]
The Monster Mash
October 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Halloween, Plastic Surgery
It’s Halloween time my friends. I know that because I’m on my third bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I have always hated this holiday. I hate dressing up. I hate dress up parties. It’s always a competition among women my age as to who can find a “costume” that allows them to whore out [...]
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Eerie Etsy
September 29th, 2009 · No Comments · Esty, Halloween
i wish i was Martha-y enough to jack-o-lantern my house during October, but I’m definitely craft challenged. I drive near a Michaels and I start spiking a fever. But that’s not to say I don’t like to be seasonal. Alas, the closest I usually to get spooking up the homestead is painting my fingers and [...]
