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The Monster Mash

October 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Halloween, Plastic Surgery

It’s Halloween time my friends. I know that because I’m on my third bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I have always hated this holiday. I hate dressing up. I hate dress up parties. It’s always a competition among women my age as to who can find a “costume” that allows them to whore out [...]

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“Clean-Up Aisle 1, i think it’s Trout”

September 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Plastic Surgery

I’m always amazed when i do my shopping at Mother’s Market at the copious amount of terrible plastic surgery. We’re talking dreadful. That Scandanavian “gentleman” with his eyes so tautly pulled back , he now can pass for Thai; and his hairpiece could pass for a Maltese. Oh dear lord, and this lady at the [...]

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