on hands and knees i’ve remained for the last twenty-four hours. as of press time i’ve thrown up 31 times.
water, perrier, 7-up, orange crush, orange juice, root beer; nothing is taming this bug. i wish i could actually enjoy this trip down carbonation lane.
if anyone has any holiday weight they need to lose, feel free to come make out with me. i’ll only charge you a bottle of pepto bismo.
that’s all for now. off to hang with my new friend mr. kohler.