next time i try to curtail my coffee compulsion i’ll be less public.

i’m missing my dark, potent companion desperately. sure we have our mornings together, but then it’s goodbye until a new dawn.

tea just isn’t cutting it. i’m not the tea girl. i have giant hamstrings. girls who drink tea don’t have giant hamstrings like me.

we’ll see how long i make it. till then it’s ladylike tuesday. it’s ladylike to drink from a teacup. i’ll try to harness this genteel image today. extra pearls to help.

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