sometimes i think there’s such a thing as too much self-esteem.

i’d like to take a moment to thank my mom and dad for instilling in me enough insecurity and self-doubt so that this tina turner-mammalian, interpretive dance is so far from reality to me,  i’d sooner tattoo my face rainbow style, than shimmy shimmy in a floatie.

olivia newton-john? that’s a different story.