the face, l’accent, and the dramatic interpretation definitely do their best to distract from what is a truly grisly, wretched, dismal story.

how old are you young lady?

what exactly do they teach these babes over there in france?

murder? suicide? chicken box?

plus terrible’.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/35ee3e3640/cutest-french-kid-in-the-world?rel=by_user

also, i don’t know anything about this baby making thing.

but i’ve read you can do all this far out stuff now with genetic testing, spinning petri dishes, etc.

some parents really want a boy, want green eyes for their baby, or feel the need to safeguard against certain, god forbid, predisposed genetic diseases.

for me, it’s VERY important that my baby speak fluent french.

immediately. upon leaving the birth canal.

curious if this fertility specialization works in jargon as well as gender.

and, no i’m not and nowhere near pregnant.