boon, bam. bit, back.

thank you mrs. burns for sharing. let’s all pray for our soldiers, world peace, and that hip-hop NEVER goes out of style. Similar posts:she's a lady!thank youradiohead at the top of our lungs......take the...
polly

polly

  to the jerk-off who tore up my car yesterday without leaving a note, i hope santa not only bypasses your house, but one of his reindeer soils on your roof mid-flight. you are the mayor of suck-ville. polly the prius needs major reconstructive surgery;...
so the saying goes…..

so the saying goes…..

when one door closes……. the other door didn’t just open, the hinges flew off and new dry wall had to be cut. a new corridor practically. i thought i was done with my tears. i’m thankfully not. goldfish bowls i fill of happy, grateful blubbering...
thirsty?

thirsty?

because i definitely could have filled your glasses last week. the tears. they. would. not. stop. last wednesday marked my biggest audition to date. a soap. a soap i had watched as i child with my mom, characters that were an integral part of my adolescence (my body...
clarification

clarification

although my inner molly jensen is save to correct some of you in yesterday’s condolences; i cannot, in good conscience,  allow those of you to still falsely believe yesterday’s toothless photograph is me. i am shocked and flattered (even if she is missing...