although my inner molly jensen is save to correct some of you in yesterday’s condolences;

i cannot, in good conscience,  allow those of you to still falsely believe yesterday’s toothless photograph is me.

i am shocked and flattered (even if she is missing a front tooth) that anyone of you would actually think that was me.

c’mon, it’s demi moore. i’ll take ANY comparison i can get, even if it is her twin, meth addicted sister.

nancy meyers? i’m smelling a script??!??!?

but alas, twas not me.

my vanity did not allow a camera within a 6 mile radius whilst my tooth was amiss.