although my inner molly jensen is save to correct some of you in yesterday’s condolences;
i cannot, in good conscience, allow those of you to still falsely believe yesterday’s toothless photograph is me.
i am shocked and flattered (even if she is missing a front tooth) that anyone of you would actually think that was me.
c’mon, it’s demi moore. i’ll take ANY comparison i can get, even if it is her twin, meth addicted sister.
nancy meyers? i’m smelling a script??!??!?
but alas, twas not me.
my vanity did not allow a camera within a 6 mile radius whilst my tooth was amiss.