every morning i wake up in fairy-tale land. don’t get me wrong; the shires of my fanciful kingdom are also filled with death, disease, discourtesy, and deception. yesterday, it took all of robin hood’s outlaws, and one lady in waiting to reign in my...
katie! get an effing manicure. your nails look like shit. signed, self Similar posts:friday i'm in love....back to our regularly scheduled consumership....5 things i learned this weekMy New Holy...
blech. someone had herself one too many mr. goodbar’s this weekend. my triple xxl robe from men’s: husky and high even feels snug this morning. HD friendly i am not. rather, stick an apple in my mouth and fire-pit me up luau style. i can’t go on...