priscilla goes to canyon ranch

June 29, 2010

piglet, er…i mean, priscilla has put on a couple of el bees of late.

although she eats vegetarian fare, we recently learned she’s been helping herself to the kibble bin between meals.

definitely behavior unlike a lady, miss priscilla.

much to her father’s dismay (the idea of his apple suffering sends him fetal) i have put miss priscilla on a strict diet:

vegetables and fish oil. tried and true.

i’ve used this method before, and it works wonders. my beasts slim down, their coats and eyes shine, and they shave minutes off their 10K’s

at first she was curious. {never underestimate the power of a pink bowl}

then she spit it out.

a tantrum of tears and bellowing ensued for quite some time.

i finished a magazine.

exhausted and defeated (read lazy); she surrendered, and ate her “salad”.

truman, trying to stifle his giggles, watched in happy, glib glee; remembering his months at canyon ranch.

post meal though, priscilla actually embraced her new spa-like regimen with a half savasana/half happy baby pose.

see? she’s already groovin’ canyon ranch style.


  • May be my favorite blog yet! I want a pink bowl!!

    Love their hair cuts!


  • such a pretty doggy. makes me smile!

  • if you posted nothing but pictures of your darling pups, i would have thought i'd died and gone to heaven.




  • You are too effin' funny! You feed your dogs salad??!!! Awesome! Love it! Wish I could get my husband to eat salad…let alone my kitties. Love that last pic….there's nothing like a big ass grin on a puppy dog…especially when you know he's dreaming of steak, chicken, and tuna!


  • […] the beasts tried to runaway to the nearest kill shelter; absolutely worthless in courage and pluck. they both have appointments with psychiatrists this morning: priscilla is binge eating and cutting herself, and truman is maniacally rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb. […]

  • I can never get my dogs to eat the lettuce but they'll skip around and eat the tomatoes, and carrots and lord knows if there is cheese in the mix it's gone in seconds. Love your blog you are so funny and real!

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