pfft.

it’s here.

it’s huge.

now what the fuck am i supposed to do?

i will admit just having it in the kitchen does make me feel healthier, and my skin is looking a bit more glowy {a word in katie-land}….so maybe this vitamix hullabaloo isn’t all nonsense.

fellow vitamix owners, chefs, and green drink connoisseurs please advise.

i’m afraid to even plug it in.