~warning-explicit language post.

just when i think it’s safe to test my 3 months and counting, un-pedicured toes {a whole ‘nother blog post} in the shallow end of the piranha infested, twitch producing, medication inducing, turbulent waters that i call reading the news; cannibal cop sends me scurrying back into katie-land where everyone is sweet, cardigan-wearing, breaks into spontaneous dance, hugs it out, and eats vegetarian.

a forced news media hiatus was put into effect after the last tragic shooting which i’m sure wasn’t even the most recent, but at least in my mental rolodex it’s how the timeline runs.

the latest gunfire {where i grew up no less} had turned me nauseated for anything newsworthy. keep that shit out of my already insane-brain.

 a week just under my belt before yesterday’s morning shows drew me in like captain creepy’s appearance at the oscars. i had to keep watching!

i’ll wait if you need to go rinse off. 

so this is the gist of cannibal cop: a new york city COP is discovered to have been plotting one of the most depraved, un-human kidnapping, raping and cannibalism crimes ever uncovered. the grotesque scheme reaches beyond let’s look at his effed up childhood and how he was bullied, because this sicko makes hannibal lector look like nana, the beloved st. bernard from disney’s peter pan.

the testimony reads worse than any david fincher movie i’ve ever seen.  i’m sure harvey weinstein has already optioned the rights to the story. {i’ve added the links for you to peruse if you want details, but i wish to not further narrate the depravity.}

it’s my fear that this sick-fuck will get off or have to serve only a couple of years. to hear his lawyer defend him sends me into screaming, punching the air with my fists fits.

already there’s the 50 shades of bullshit grey defense: new york daily news writer, denis hamill says that cannibal cop’s fantasy of killing, raping and baking over 100 women is really just the the “250th shade” of grey. hamill even seems to render fault on females in general for making such “s & m laced” {i hate to even call it a novel?} reads so popular. 

so apparently all you who are such christian grey fans, you should expect more misogynistic attitudes, plots, and fantasies whether carried out or not, coming your way.

am i the only one who hears a ‘she asked for it” here?

so men? denis hamill assumes you are SO neanderthal that all you need to see is the results of a new york times bestseller list to give you the go ahead to debase women? but that wouldn’t make any sense because if we were truly using what america is reading, you’d see that tina fey’s “bossypants” has been on the bestseller list even longer than “50 shades.”

should we women also expect emmy nominations, a $45 million net worth, and a hosting gig for next year’s golden globes with our best friend amy poehler? 

anyone else want to come back into katie-land with me?

raise your fist if you’re pissed.