first off, i seriously hope this is the closest i ever get to fur. but many thanks to the folks at locale magazine for asking me to take part in their ‘actual oc wives’ story. much to bravotv’s chagrin we aren’t all velour, track suit donned,...
whilst the rest of the country is enjoying flurry and frost, we’re bikini-clad and burning up in california. balls to boiling temperatures in january. i’m one of the few who actually dislikes this warm weather botch. give me back my stormy, grey, blustery...
tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. the sweet rap of raindrops scampering across our roof come three o’clock this morning. my two crusty beasts and their surlier human all barked disgruntled disfavor to the interrupted slumber. as hostess of the household it was my...
psst. my throat’s “a-scratchy” and my tummy’s “a-aching”. let’s head to the sand for a little fun making! Similar posts:morning gloryhappy weekendand the sleaze goes on....7 years bad...
an evening of hobnob and passed baby burgers makes katie a stiff girl. bravotv film crews galore. chatter of blowouts, spray-tans, and lash extensions- i haven’t washed my hair since tuesday, my eyebrows act as peppery lid shadow. no, i’m not the newest...
good morning sunshine. my lips still yearn for creamy, coconut, costa rican cocktails, but my california palms sweetened out their span extra wide today. welcome home! work recommences. alarms are reset. vitamins are taken (again). i didn’t bring home a tan (spf...
