Well I’m still F*cking sick!!!!! I know it’s not of the piggy persuasion, but it’s a flu nonetheless. Â I STILL feel just as lousy as if I were to have the oinker flu!!!! Why do those porkers get all the attention? My fever’s just as high?! My...
Come on? I’m totally right! Cleaning out one’s junk drawer is just like cleaning out one’s ass: best done wearing gloves, by oneself, when everything else has already been scoured speckless. Yesterday, I found myself, alone in my spic and span house,...
I don’t know if it’s sexier, but it did feel great getting carded yesterday buying beer for chili. The thrill of being mistaken for pre-21 lost a little of its luster when questioning cashier took 10 minutes to put on his coke-bottle glasses to actually...
Well this pretty much sums up the view of my weekend. Â Except for the two classes I taught on Saturday I pretty much have been in my bathtub trying to get warm. Even though, remarkably, the thermometer reads I am QUITE toasty??!!?!?! Swine flu you will not have me! I...
