what tickles you most from jenna’s italian jaunt? marissa’s coral magic lippies? those mouth-watering bowls of pasta? shiny and squared, perfectly lacquered nails every sixth frame? tension easing gelato breaks? or afternoon espresso in the piazza? buon giorno italia!!! *thank you mrs burns for the ‘nudge’.
Entries Tagged as 'J. Crew'
the meditation isn’t working….
August 2nd, 2010 · 3 Comments · J. Crew, ramblings
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! i need earplugs for the silence! my {many} attempts to go inward and still have rendered me in slobbering fits. i want to pluck a banjo whilst wearing a tutu; not find my breathy bliss sans pretty pictures in my head. how do you nutjobs people do it? is my music not sitar-fused enough? [...]
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Am I in Hollister or J.Crew?
November 3rd, 2009 · 2 Comments · J. Crew
Christmas in November!!! Yippee Skippy!! So i made my way to J.Crew; newly discovered credit in hand, drool catching bib around neck. Decisions! Decisions! As you’ll see I was obviously in an accessorizing mood. There’s only so much I can do with black yoga pants and a tank these days. My shopping experience was almost perfect…………Since [...]
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I Dare You to Disagree
October 29th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Home, J. Crew
Come on? I’m totally right! Cleaning out one’s junk drawer is just like cleaning out one’s ass: best done wearing gloves, by oneself, when everything else has already been scoured speckless. Yesterday, I found myself, alone in my spic and span house, with a few free hours and a pair of rubber gloves……Magic was made. [...]
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F*ck You J.Crew
September 9th, 2009 · 1 Comment · J. Crew
As if i didn’t hate myself enough? Just when i had tucked and squeezed my half-japanese quads into your “skinny jeans” (mind you with the help of K-Y and a shoe horn) you have to throw toothpick jeans at me?!!??! Apparently it’s the “superslim silhouette of the moment.” I’m hoping in Jenna Lyons‘ next moment she’ll [...]
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