ok m’loves. i need your help. i finally got the nod to paint my brown walls.

they’re actually benjamin moore decorator’s white, but in my opinion, they have always looked brown, dirty dishwater brown to be specific.

can you brilliant minds suggest equally brilliant, bright, find-your-sunglasses, put your spf-30 on, whites?

here are some photos of whites i like:

although our home is nowhere near jonathan alder’s funky-fresh vibe, his pop white is right up my alley.

i definitely want a cool, parisian tone. i can smell creamy and warm a mile away. pretty, but  i’ve done it, smoked it, free-based on it, it’s no longer welcome in my waterpipe.

this last picture here closest resembles my current brown white walls: dingy, sooty, drab, tan.

i need to pop a prozac just looking at them.

any suggestions would be much appreciated.

thank you darlings.