i knew those fendi shoes were over the top!!! even cruelty free they still were an asshole thing to ask for. so santa, on hands and knees, because in all seriousness if i do stand i vomit, i revise my grown-up xmas list. this year i ask for a settled stomach and 98.6...
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can’st give me just in case he IS checking his list twice here is what i would be asking for if we lived in that magical world where friends weren’t sick, parents didn’t fret over bills, animals...
volume up friends. this is what the beasts and i are dance partying around to this morning (thank you chuck). rumps shaking and breathless we managed to give a goat. the striking resemblance to the dairy buck sent truman into quite a rattled and distressed state....
Christmas came early for Katie!! Look what I won from Trust Your Style (giveaway queen) this arnold zimberg flannel shirt is exactly the wardrobe piece to keep me westside chic AND holiday party handy!! it’s a red plaid flannel (double faced!!) the collar and...
uh knt buluv owwww fikung gooooooot sih missu mayzz zzz krincha sih!??!?!?!?!??!?!? mmmm hmmmmm (swallow) pardon me????????? what i was saying, mouth full of rich, tasty goodness, was i can’t believe how fucking good this mrs. may’s holiday crunch...
