yes, daisies are desperate, and i’m an insecure, wannabe virgin…

that’s what i learned yesterday from nicole ritchie and celebrity florist, eric buterbaugh in this snappy, short video the Flower Game: #CandidlyNicole, which teaches us all of our flower etiquette and answers modern flower dilemnas. 

this video also helped me recommit my girl crush to nicole.

and i am so glad my milkbraids and victorian shirts are still considered video appropriate {y’know…for all those “videos” i shoot???!!?!?}

so yes, according to eric, my penchant for all things white and flowery is really just my insecurity and need to feel like less of a slut.  

so there you go:

the rumors ARE true.

tulips are best for keeping elegant and are the perfect flower to buy whence on a budget; now known affectionately as the “chop-n-drop.”

 if you need to send a thank you bouquet, a mixed bunch is your best answer. 

and come sunday all of our mothers should be receiving 200+ worth of pink peonies.

but the most valuable nugget of gold i learned was, even though i had a birthday this week, my short, to the knuckle, fingernails, apparently still render me a child. 

what does you favorite flower say about you?