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happy friday-it’s white and gold-goddammit!– to you m’loves.

apparently my husband and i aren’t the only ones now in marriage counseling over “that dress.”

families and friendships are cracking up all over the country.

screw the red states and the blue states; please divide us into white + goldĀ vs blue + black states instead—-cuz i’m sure as hell not hanging with those psychos who see blue/black.

in the spirit of silly, here are a few other things making me chuckle:
coffee

but first, thisĀ coffee mugĀ and i need to have a make-out session, STAT.

app

are you geeking out over the perfect365 appĀ too?

designed for the selfie + filter obsessed– {YOU know who YOU are….your friends and family don’t know who you are because you filter the shit out of your face on-line,Ā but that’s a different post;} the perfect 365 app allows you to photo shop an entire sephora store on your mug for those photos that need a little more gloss, hair volume, and contour.

baby

but let’s be honest it’s so much more fun to lean toward the ridiculous.

i’m crushing hard on this new mom who used it on her 7-week old son; my kind of mommy fo’sure–let’s start a playgroup NOW!

beast

Ā my little person isn’t here yet, so my buffonery is still constrained to the beasts.

and yes, my husband’s silent treatment has been extended until monday.

beach

remember myĀ girl crush post with christina sinclair?

this week i was honored to be featured on christina’s fab blog:Ā beach babe fitness.

head on over to see how i got started in the fitness industry and some of my guilty pleasures {hint: four-letter words raise my serotonin levels.}

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speaking of my penchant for profanity, whoever curated this list obviously knows my birthday is coming up.

check out theĀ 19 perfect gifts for people who love to swear. i’m especially partial to the birthdayĀ banner, and think this needlepoint would look beautiful in the nursery.

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Ā while we’re on theĀ birthday subject, do you know what the number one song was on the day you were born?

this fun website tells you what your parentsĀ were fox-trottingĀ to as you de-birth canaled.

who out there canĀ top myĀ bellamy brothers’ “let your love flow?”

 

but if easy-rolling, 70’s soft rock isn’t your groove, maybe like me, you’ll digĀ rihanna’s new song towards the sun from the soundtrack to the new animated movie from dreamworks, “home.

so there you have it!

my friday loves–which always includes YOU!

wishing you a sunny, gold + white, winter weekend.

see you on the other side of sunday.