scenes from an audition

scenes from an audition

two fridays ago i thought i was home free: my classes were taught, my clients were whipped tight and firm for the  weekend’s scantily clad endeavors, the beast was shiny clean. the first afternoon off in months, and just as i pulled polly into her cool,...
bellicose beguiles me

bellicose beguiles me

so here it is, after a hilarious and rife response to words that give us the ick, i give you: ~words that make me capsize with happy~ words when uttered or heard, wrap me ’round like a soft blanket of baby, mewing kittens. like my earlier post, these words...
one or the other

one or the other

car? or hair? they both are filthy, both are in dire need of a washing. i only have time for one, and yes my hair takes just as much time as a trip to the car wash. which should get the bath today? where do you weigh in m’loves? Similar posts:5 things i learned...
weekend happy

weekend happy

i have been in a constant state of giggles for the last 2 days. i had no idea how much conversation safe word would spark. along with the comments, friends and family have been, emailing, texting, calling, and face-booking with their ick words; so many of them which i...
safe word: cute

safe word: cute

do you have some words that give you the ick? i don’t mean profanity or bodily functioning words. i’m talking about completely acceptable words {to some} that for some reason, when you read, hear or say them, your body becomes a histamine releasing,...