you make me happy when skies are grey….

you make me happy when skies are grey….

what’s that? is that sun i see?? it must be a hallucination. or all the lsd i had for breakfast. i’m off to get any snippet i can. my vitamin d deficiency should soon make me eligible for all local rickets and scurvy studies. i am working on a MAJOR faux...
wednesdays are for waxing

wednesdays are for waxing

summer is officially here. ladies, if your bikini line resembles any of these houses….. time to book an appointment with your local bee’s wax salon. it’s just good housekeeping. images Similar posts:Simple Things5 things i learned this weekmy healthy...
they wear short short….

they wear short short….

so sick of my long hair. i look at these photos, and it only makes it worse…. these women rock the short lock. so tempted to saw mine off… i’m then quickly pulled back into reality, and remember these are supermodels and beautiful actress. signed,...
happy weekend

happy weekend

2:30 alarm today. has anyone read the healthcare bill? say anything about a national naptime referendum? all in favor say “aye”. a giant thank you to meghan, shannon and deborah for their meth face advice. deborah, the last 10 checkups have included a...
grrrrrrrrr

grrrrrrrrr

really now? 33 years old and i have the skin for junior prom. i rid myself of the coffee. {kinda} ditched dairy…….for a day. i’ve had every peel, potion, and prescription known to cameron diaz. i still wake up with meth face. i’m hoping all...
spring hair

spring hair

i know it’s kind of an old trend, but i’m taking a liking to locks slashed with shades of pastel pretty. the girly badass of it all, makes me happy. kind of like a string of pearls and a filthy mouth. even more giddisome is the all over pink shell: a...