Happy New Year

Happy New Year

resolution time. i detest these silly things. i detest uncomfortable shoes. yet i still wear them. i am resolute to make the following things happen this year: you dears? what are you resolute to change? i hope nothing because i adore you all exactly the way you are....
oh mother may i

oh mother may i

uh knt buluv owwww fikung gooooooot sih missu mayzz zzz krincha sih!??!?!?!?!??!?!? mmmm hmmmmm (swallow) pardon me????????? what i was saying, mouth full of rich, tasty goodness, was i can’t believe how fucking good this mrs. may’s holiday crunch...