they say “sharing is caring.” when i was a little girl, i literally thought “share” meant “give it to katie.” my older brother seemed compelled to always offer up his goods when told to “share.” today i share with you...
it’s said that “we are the average of the 5 people we spend the most time with.” if this rings true find me a leash/collar combination in kelly green, and order my eukanuba kibble in vegetarian flavor. lately i’ve felt more fluent in tail-wag...
the fourth of july celebration started early last week. although highly illegal, my neighborhood prides itself on the loudest, most shrieking, south of the border, let’s go to the emergency room fireworks. year after year i painstakingly explain to priscilla the...
bring on the crank. with only 90 minutes of sleep in each of my back pockets i’d be daft to turn down that adderall prescription rumored to be popular with all the neighborhood moms. last night my girl gave us another scare with her distended belly, lameness...
i’ve read mr. stevenson’s sagacious words before, but with eyes still cloudy and curtained from tears passed. it’s hard for me to get angry. although i have zero problem with theatrics. theatrics are different: hair flipping, dramatic sighing,...
here are 5 things i learned this weekend, but first: monday morning holy crap game of thrones??!?!! to you m’loves. and that is the last i will say. but oh. sweet. baby jesus i can’t help myself. other than reaffirming that G.O.T. is one of the most...
