oink oink

oink oink

full disclosure: this is not a review. i don’t eat bacon. anymore. (pause for moment of silence as i commemorate days of crispy salty, sweet love. love that made all things bad and scary..disappear, for 12 seconds as i chewed and swallowed). i’m not one of...
truffle love

truffle love

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! they’re here! my valentines arrived. my mailbox bouncing buoyantly on the block, unable to contain the cheeriness inside. the truffle girls have gifted us with the opportunity to buy their magic. the truffle girls:...
the weeping buddha

the weeping buddha

my weeping buddha needs a week off. hand-carved from a single piece of mahogany, soothing the sorrows of our family, four-legged and two. this is his story as told to me: according to legend, there were two warriors who confronted each other in numerous battles. both...