a {wedding} weekend happy….

a {wedding} weekend happy….

so it’s here! the wedding of my dearest alexei will occur this sunday, and i couldn’t be happier for her. i’m on bended knee praying that my non-stop cardio parties and steady diet of cigarettes and coffee will make room for me in my bridesmaid...
book club

book club

so christmas came early yesterday…some of you already saw my pre-orders of wally lamb’s newest novel “we are water,” and donna tartt’s “the goldfinch,” arriving on my doorstep. did you also hear my yelps of joy? both authors...
i KNEW it!!!

i KNEW it!!!

so after 37 strung out, trick-turning years, feeling completely defenseless against all things chocolate sandwiched, science has validated my enslavement to nabisco: oreos are as addictive as cocaine to your brain! no longer will i feel ashamed about my nights out...