bachelorette meal

bachelorette meal

what dinner looks like when hh goes out of town….. image Similar posts:the tryst....not to bragg, but.....she's got bette davis ????it's friday i'm in...
happy weekend

happy weekend

2:30 alarm today. has anyone read the healthcare bill? say anything about a national naptime referendum? all in favor say “aye”. a giant thank you to meghan, shannon and deborah for their meth face advice. deborah, the last 10 checkups have included a...
oink oink

oink oink

full disclosure: this is not a review. i don’t eat bacon. anymore. (pause for moment of silence as i commemorate days of crispy salty, sweet love. love that made all things bad and scary..disappear, for 12 seconds as i chewed and swallowed). i’m not one of...
Happy New Year

Happy New Year

resolution time. i detest these silly things. i detest uncomfortable shoes. yet i still wear them. i am resolute to make the following things happen this year: you dears? what are you resolute to change? i hope nothing because i adore you all exactly the way you are....
oh mother may i

oh mother may i

uh knt buluv owwww fikung gooooooot sih missu mayzz zzz krincha sih!??!?!?!?!??!?!? mmmm hmmmmm (swallow) pardon me????????? what i was saying, mouth full of rich, tasty goodness, was i can’t believe how fucking good this mrs. may’s holiday crunch...
All the concealer in the world…..

All the concealer in the world…..

isn’t going to cover up the hot mess creeping and crawling around my kisser. I must be camera ready tomorrow, and it’s more like ready for my possession of crystal meth mugshot. Those fourteen pounds I was supposed to lose over the weekend actually...