Happy New Year

Happy New Year

resolution time. i detest these silly things. i detest uncomfortable shoes. yet i still wear them. i am resolute to make the following things happen this year: you dears? what are you resolute to change? i hope nothing because i adore you all exactly the way you are....
my grown up xmas list

my grown up xmas list

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can’st give me just in case he IS checking his list twice here is what i would be asking for if we lived in that magical world where friends weren’t sick, parents didn’t fret over bills, animals...
Blue Springs Home

Blue Springs Home

i had a silly good time with susan and tania at blue springs home. i finally saw, in person, the tumbleweeds, susan had been bragging blogging about. pretty! pretty! pretty! like crinoline and tulle peaking out over baskets and buckets. only susan could make dead,...
I Succumbed!!

I Succumbed!!

well, if HH doesn’t want me putting up a bubble gum pink, Christmas tree (again,) he should be a little more courteous whilst  primping for his Sunday 6am tee time. as he channeled his inner John Daly, whacking the silly white ball through the dragon’s...
Mostly Treats

Mostly Treats

Can’t we have Halloween on Saturday night every year??!?!?! My black cat costume attempt wasn’t very ambitious I know. As the night wore on, and my makeup wore off, I resembled more just an OC dumbass too stupid to put her makeup on properly. Most...